using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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