that's an acceptable place to lick
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
please don't ironically join a cult
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