Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nutella sex= disaster
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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