They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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