Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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