I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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