I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I had to cum in my sink.
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