I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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