at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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