i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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