This girl is more easily done than said...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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