Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
His nipple licking is glorious
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