Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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