Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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