he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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