I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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