I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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