TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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