There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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