You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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