Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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