check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I supernannyed him into submission
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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