They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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