i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just pee around me
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My Sexting was not on an AP level
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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