My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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