Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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