MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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