what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
