i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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