Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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