he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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