I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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