Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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