Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
please don't ironically join a cult
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