glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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