at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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