Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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