the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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