people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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