8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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