since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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