fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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