just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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