I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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