So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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