he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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