so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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