ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
