You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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