You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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