i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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