super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just want to make out with him forever
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
