Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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