Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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